Have You Ever … Outside?!

Mikey’s Manic Monday moped about how I haven’t written a Have You Ever?! quiz in quite a while.  All he had to do was ask nicely (or cry about it, as the case may be) and I’m all to happy to deliver!  This week we’ll be exploring your outdoor activities.  Have you behaved yourself out of doors?  We’ll soon find out.  For each question that you answer ‘yes’ to, give yourself a single point. When you reach the end, add up your points, and post your total in the comments section.  Put on your overcoat (it’s getting cold out there!) and let’s have some fun!

Have You Ever…

1. Gone outside?
2. Sunbathed?
3. Sunbathed nude?
4. Skinny dipped alone?
5. Skinny dipped with one or more people?
6. Been nude at a nude beach?
7. Peed outside?
8. Pooped outside?
9. Slept outside?
10. Gotten drunk outside?
11. Smoked a cigarette outside?
12. Used any illegal drugs outside?
13. Kissed someone outside?
14. Dry humped someone outside?
15. Privately (no one saw you!) masturbated outside?
16. Publicly (someone saw you!) masturbated outside?
17. Licked a nipple outside?
18. Had your nipple licked outside?
19. Given oral pleasures outside?
20. Received oral pleasures outside?
21. Participated in private (no one saw you!) intercourse (vaginal or anal) outside?
22. Participated in public (someone saw you!) intercourse (vaginal or anal) outside?
23. Participated in underwater intercourse outside?
24. Visited and participated at a nudist colony?
25. Masturbated to completion while operating a ride-on lawnmower, naked?

You’re dirty!  Why would you ever want to do any of those things outside — or even venture out the door in the first place?  Bugs and dirt?  Disgusting!  Quick, post your total in the comments, and then run back inside!  It’s safer in there!